this a total outrage here i am trying to do something with my bordem u ppl only have like 6 comments then some little prick comes along and says his gonna kill him self over this fukking hentai getting taken off newgrounds or some shit liek that i dunno and the prick get like 60 comments y dont u fukking cunts out there comment u should kno ive got no life and this is all i live 4 fukking christ bannas this really pisses me off newgrounds you can tell bgecause my fukking something jesus bitches thats fukking attrosity now fukk u all newgrounds im gonna play AoC fukking cuntz

yes thats rite the title is shraglrgafarg nargh lol u get it or dont u cuz if u dont ur a fag and ill kick ur ass dickshit but if u then well ur alrite and also becuz im bored ill tell u about the games i got recently half life, half life: blueshift, half life: opposing forces, half life 2, half life 2ep1, half life2 ep2, half life 2 lost coast and team fortres classic gawd i love steam and ive been playing those games i just finnished half life so im starting half life 2 cuz blue shift and opposing force dont have much 2 do with the story and yea ive gotten 2 teh light house and im all liek OMG combine BLAGGGHHHH and thats my talk 4 2day

the other day me and a friend wher eating at the mall he had a bottle of mountain dew and told me it was the greatest drink ever and i commented "isent it just lemonade???" and so he started a bullshit rant on what it actually was and HOLYSHIT IM SPELLING CORRECTLY!!!! fuk meh ohh wait thats bettor any ways as i was sayingz he started this story on how it is made

MOUNTAIN DEW
in the making
first gods driping rain on mount olympys and at before twilight ppl go out and slowly exctract each drop in to a jar those dew drops are then stired thoughly by golden knifes blessed by the queen of england then stored in the purest viles ever and after this extramly slow and uneficiant prosecces 3 holy bottles are made and did i metion these dew drops available once a year so 3 bottles of mountain dew is made once a year this holy drink is a ninja of which kills taste buds with extream FLAVOUR!!!! and now u kno AND KNOING IS HALF THE BATTLE!!!!!!

thats my bullshit rant 4 now so CYA peeps
p.s i dont liek mountain dew

Im not quite sure if its my dislike of ppl my awesum ness or just the fact that spamed and loled but i got 2 COMMENTZ how awesum is that faithful viwers WOOOT!!!!1!!!111!11!!!!111!wun any way i just thought ide update my blog

GAWD DAMITG som one thought it would be a great idea to advirtise unautorised on my POST dam them my faithful viwers readers ghosts imaginary people wat ever u wanna call those freaks dont need this crap and thats y im pissed it wasent even a good post they were advirtising GAWD DAM IT im gonna cap sum bitch now cuz im PISSED fuk shit tity twister well enough bullshit talk im gonna do sum tabout this wait on second thought no im just gonna bullshit sum moar this really pissed me off and i umm well have no moar rantting left but well this is awkward hmmm... ill just invent no wait ill fuk forget that yesi kno SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM now im happy its really looking like a good post now ohh and yeah dont advirtise on my crap LOLOLOLOLOL or else

i seem 2 have noticed that no one and by that the only person that commented on my thing arnt very good at discission makking i asked of u a simple task and i was repayed with this an undiccided audience i was scarred that whole night i sat in the corner in a fetal position for 6 hours not knowing wat 2 do GAWD im very disappointed in the interwebz at the moment i was never moar scared in my life no uve got me ranting on about somthing that only one person will read i mean jesus christ u guys kno how 2 piss me off FUK well my rant is done partly cuz im getting bored but just rember not to do it again
ok

it seams my last post had no comments aparently people dont liek apocolyps involving zombies or aliens or watever else was in there dam it seams i must right some bullshit or sum crap againz or just shoot my self wat do u say person that views this shoot my self or have a rant or tell some bullhit story with poor grammer and spelling any wayz wat was i doing ohh yah my penis shall i blaggh larga fareg narda klarg or shall i just go toss off 2 sum porn or toss off in the shower 2 memorys of porn or shall i play sum games on steam u decide my faithfull viwers

ive been thinking alot latly and cuz i have a good solid chuck of my games collection as zombie games i have zombiehes on my mind alot and ive also been reading the "ALIEN" book and combined with my recent watching of terminator 4 i hav come up with an apocyalyps of unimagibal carnage imagine wondering the streets of the deserted city watching 4 zombies aliens and robots just walking along bam zombie comes out and rips ur head off or a robot walks around the corner gunzz ablazing or an alien cumming out of nowwere 2 shoot its rod threw ur head ude be shiting ur pantz ferring 3 things and also watching as they tear each outher apart so next time ur reading about the ultimate apocaylaps just throwing a few landmines on mine and u kno who has a better apocylaps

ive been thinking alot latly and have relised my obsesion of hentai is outta hand its like i got trets i just cant stop saying it its so awesum and woderful that its the only thing i wanna talk about its like my unnammed friends obbsesion 2 draw cock on mah stuff i cant stop thinking about hentai im searching newgrounds right then im like dam i want sum hentaiz its crazy i dont kno if its my teenage hormones screaming for pron or if its a crazy mental thing wrong with me awell it dosent matter im just gonna go and watch som hentaiz

moleman1000 out

well i find that i should continue this series since i have nothing better 2 do so im gonna have a recap bob who had a name tag saying john shot kenny in the balls then he had sex with these 2 chick named ummm forget the names so kenny coms in angry as u would if u got shot in the balls and said somthing i forgot but anyway an epic battle of intelce and awesom is about 2 erupt..

now on with the episode part thing kenny walks 2 wards bob and says "ur dead beyatch" so bob replis saying "bring it nutless" so they both got out there weopon of choice bo cocing a shot gun and kenny chosing dual samari swords then a random reff says "ok BEGING" kenny charged bob and bob fired like crazy just mising kenny then kenny jumped up in the air and did a quad dripple sumer salt or somting and nearly cut bobs head off bob was all like "dude u all most killed me" and kenny replis "sorry dude i got a little out of control i was aiming for ur nutzzz" and bob was all like "whoa that would of been worse man now that i think about it shooting u in the balls was kinda an over reaction sorry for that"
so kenny replis "well i realy apriciate u apoligizing becuase it realy hurt me having lost my balls ohh and BTW would u be willing 2 give me a bawlz transplant???"
bob said "no sorry dude but i do kno a transfestit that hasnt had the opp yet he might give u his bawls"
kenny said with great relife "ohh thank god im gonna have som bawls again WOOOT"
and i cant think of anything else so im gonna wright som moarz next time